Trump responds to Comey: 'untruthful slime ball'

Self-righteous sanctimonious Comey

Fired FBI director James Brien Comey has written a tell-all memoir in which he body-shames President Trump and attacks the color of his skin. 

President Trump on Friday fired back at Comey on Twitter over his upcoming book, calling him an "untruthful slime ball."

[Slime balls: globe-shaped coagulated fat generally found in culinary grease pits that eminate and emitic odor. e.g., "Fired FBI Director James Comey is a slime ball."]

Comey will be going on tour after his book is released.

Comey body-shamed Trump over his height, skin color and hair, but due to the fact that Trump is a Republican, there was no push-back by the Democrats for the attack that they would have otherwise called disgusting.

President Trump tweeted:

"James Comey is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH."

But of course, that wasn't the end to Trump's tweets:

"His handling of the Crooked Hillary Clinton case, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst 'botch jobs' of history. It was my great honor to fire James Comey."

Comey was fired in May of 2017. He didn't resign due to his ethical and moral differences from President Trump. He was fired. 

Excerpts of the book surfaced on Thursday.

In a Friday morning interview with ABC's George Dellaraccataccapoulis Stephanopoulos [a former communications director for Bill Clinton and current 'unbiased' fake news reporter] Comey hawked his salacious claims in the unverified dossier about Trump, that the president has denied.

"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey told Clinton's shill. "It's possible, but I don't know."

I don't know whether James Comey had Hillary Clinton pee on him to get her case of the illegal email server dropped, but it's possible. I just don't know.

There's also nothing to prove that after the Stephanopoulos-Comey interview, it ended in threesome with a poodle, but it's possible.

According to book excerpts, Comey even questions the strength of Trump's marriage to Melania, after saying that Trump asked him to investigate obscene claims about his behavior with Russian prostitutes.

"It bothered [President Trump] if there was 'even a one percent chance' his wife, Melania, thought it was true," the pompous incompetent wrote, according to the New York Post. He later wrote: "In what kind of marriage, to what kind of man, does a spouse conclude there is only a 99 percent chance her husband didn't do that?"

To further prove Comey's pettiness, he went after Trump's physical attributes, saying the president was shorter than he expected (Comey stands 6-foot-8-inches) and that his tie was "too long" and under his eyes there were "bright white half moons" suggesting they came from tanning goggles. He also made a conscious effort to check Trump's hand size [perhaps to make a genitalia comparison] and said it was "smaller than mine, but did not seem unusually so."

So freaking what?

James 'Chatty Cathy' Comey is no different than Crooked Hillary Clinton. He led the FBI with indignity and dishonor and his book is proof of that, especially proven in this lie: "You will always get honesty from me."


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