The Al Frankenmissile: How South Korea plans to bore NoKo to death

South Korea has vowed to develop a powerful "Al Frankenmissile"capable of wiping out NoKo's underground military facilities in spite of the fact that there is no credible evidence the weapon has the sophistication to know where it's heading.

One of the missile's capabilities is that it's so silly looking in flight, the enemy doesn't take it seriously enough to seek shelter. In fact, the sound the Al Frankenmissile makes in flight is difficult to distinguish from ordinary flatulence.

Another problem with the Al Frankenmissile is target acquisition. 

In its first test the missile was programmed to destroy the main palace of Kim Jong Un, dictator of North Korea. Instead, it went off course and simulated a direct hit on the U.S. White House, which would have destroyed top Trump administration officials and democracy.


According to the Korea Herald, military sources revealed the plan about the development of the weapon the day after South Korean President Moon Jae-in and President Trump agreed to scrap an imposed 500g limit on the warheads fitting onto South Korea's missiles. 

In a bold move, Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) offered his party's assistance in weaponry development to help the South with what he called "sophisticated stuff that really works." 

Presidents Trump and Moon naively accepted.

However, when it was obvious the Al Frankenmissile tended to "go rogue," South Korea, with the insistence of President Trump, scrapped the project and revised the plan. 

Thus came the Frankenmissile program, which kept the senator's last name but dropped the "Middle Eastern sounding first name," a South Korean official said. "We kept the silly senator's name for our missile because while he failed to deliver the goods, he tried hard," the official added in Korean.

The current South Korean missile already had the range of 800km, allowing it to hit anywhere within the scummy and evil North Korean regime. However, its deterrence capability has, until now, been curbed by a payload restriction of its missiles.

Seoul's new plans with the development of the Frankenmissile, capable of carrying two-ton bombs, will allow it to attack North Korea's extensive underground facilities without having to rely on America's Bunker Bust Bomb.

The Frankenmissile is merely one of several new tactics to increase striking power of the South as the North's dictator Kim Jong Un continues to rapidly accelerate his missile and nuclear weapons program.

Seoul is moving quickly toward a December 1st deadline to set up an elite special brigade tasked with eliminating the North's leadership in the event of war. 

Kim better watch his fat butt.

The "decapitation strike" team is slated to train along with SEAL Team 6, and those guys don't mess around.

"We are in the process of conceptualizing the plan," Defense Minister Song Young-moo told the national parliament in Korean.

Al Franken was overtly disappointed that his given name was not to be used for the new weapon, but he was glad to have the opportunity to try and take out President Trump and the GOP.



Tweet