John Kelly replaces Reince Priebus

It's a fact: John Kelly has replaced Reince Priebus as White House Chief of Staff Except Possibly for Anthony Scaramucci. 

Priebus, it was learned, had secretly resigned on Thursday, and since it didn't leak, it may indicate that "The Mooch" was correct in nailing the leaker.

President Trump made the announcement publicly on Twitter later Friday afternoon.

"I am please to inform you that I have just named General/Secretary John F Kelly as White House Chief of Staff. He is a Great American . . . and a Great Leader. John has also done a spectacular job at Homeland Security. He has been a true star of my Administration."

Kelly is a retired Marine Corps general and formerly commanded the United States Southern Command.

"Reince is a good man," Trump told the media at Andrews. "John Kelly will do a fantastic job. General Kelly has been a star, done an incredible job thus far, respected by everybody. He's a great great American. Reince is a good man."

Scaramucci said of Reince Priebus: "Reince is a f**k**g paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac." 

Mr. Scaramucci is a qualified psycho-diagnostician--he successfully completed Psych 101 and Psych 102 courses.

"I would like to thank Reince Priebus for his service and dedication to his country," Trump tweeted. "We accomplished a lot together and I am proud of him!"

We know that President Trump absolutely requires total loyalty--that's okay--but he needs to give it as well as get it. Let's hope Jeff Sessions the Attorney General, keeps his job.




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