Dumber than water

Some people are twice as stupid as they are arrogant. 

Damarcus (pronounced "Dumbarcus") Davis went online a did a video entitled "Rapper Threatens Trump." 

In the video, the rapper brandishes firearms and raps, "I really want to go to war with Donald Trump because Donald Trump is tryin' to take food stamps from my momma and that's all the (#@$%) she's got. Let Donald Trump know it's up over here. We want war; we're going to declare war."

But stupid is as stupid does.

Davis' firearms were not purchased by him. In fact, the weapons were stolen from Meaux Guns and Ammo, a store that was burglarized in July of last year and owned by Joe Meaux, a "Sons of Guns" reality TV star. When he saw the idiot Davis doing his rappy thing, he recognized the weapons, realizing they were the ones stolen last year. He said the guns are "very recognizable."

By the time Meaux called the cops, local authorities and Secret Service were already aware of the Instagram video featuring Davis, 22, who goes by the name of "Maine Musik." They didn't know at the time that the weapons were stolen, but any threat to a presidential candidate is followed up and taken very seriously. 

The rapper also makes a cloaked reference to ISIS in the video, making him a finalist in the "America's Got Schmucks" competition. (He, along with Bernie Sanders and Mitt Romney are all head-to-head as of this week.)

Davis was stopped on June 3rd in Baton Rouge when he ran a stop sign, proving once again that he has the mental capacity of an empty soup can. There had been a warrant for his arrest from an undisclosed incident that occurred last year.

Davis was charged with multiple weapons counts and drug charges for non-medicinal purposes. It is believed that he wasn't part of the gun-theft operation--there are three men facing prosecution for that crime. He posted $23,000 bail and was released the same day, but his charges include possession of stolen guns.

When asked what he plans to do in the future, Davis said, "Derp."


Tweet