Iranian Politician Barred from Parliament for Exposing Herself

It caused a sexual and religious frenzy among male politicians in Iran. Men had to shield their eyes, women screamed.

An incredibly sexy-haired woman, Minoo Khaleghi, appeared in Parliament with her hair exposed. This horrible breach of religious protocol caused embarrassing male physical arousal throughout the hallowed Parliament halls.

Not Minoo

An Iranian state committee ruled Wednesday that Minoo, just elected this February, cannot be sworn in because she appeared with her hair exposed to the public while traveling abroad.

"Lucky for her," one Iranian politician, who asked to remain anonymous as he was not permitted to have an opinion said, "if this was a Sunni country we would've beheaded her, hair and all."

The Dispute Settlement Committee of Branches, an official judicial body, determined that the slut could not serve as a member of Parliament now that people have seen her hair. They based their ruling on photos of Ms. Khaleghi that had circulated on social media showing her in China and Europe with her hair spread out for all to see. 

Iranian law states that women must wear a headscarf in public at all times, even when abroad, lest she be considered a whore and ripe for rape by randy Muslim men.

"I am a Muslim woman, adhering to the principles of Islam," she wrote in a statement to a state newspaper. She claimed the photos of her were published by people with "political greed" [and dirty minds].

Iran's interior ministry arrested an activist for posting her photos on social media a day before Minoo was suspended. The activist is no longer available for comment.

The Dispute Settlement Committee was asked to rule on Minoo's fitness to serve in parliament as the Guardian Council, appointed by the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, ruled that after she was elected in March, that she was disqualified. The Guardian reported the following month that Minoo was accused of shaking hands with an unrelated man when she was abroad. 

Handshaking of the opposite sex is considered a step below a capital crime in Iran, depending on the mood of the ayatollah. "We should have chopped that hand off upon her return, but the Ayatollah was merciful, (peas be up in him) and allowed her to keep that disgusting whore of a hand," one member of parliament said, wishing to remain anonymous lest something of his gets chopped off.

Minoo denied the charge of handshaking but the alleged receiver of that shake said that he will never wash that hand again.


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