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Saturday, April 2, 2016

World leaders meet on ISIS nuke drones

Britain Prime Minister David Cameron warned Western leaders that ISIS plans to use drones to spread nuclear material over Western cities in order to kill as many infidels as humanly possible in order to achieve the rewards of Paradise.

Well, he didn't exactly put it in those words, but that's the reason ISIS do what ISIS do.

President Obama, who refuses to see any connection between Islam and terrorism, made a sour face and casually flipped the PM off. "We don't call 'em ISIS here in the USA," he said. "We call 'em ISIL to include the Levant."

There is a growing concern that Islamic terrorists are looking to buy commercial drones to launch dirty bomb attacks over major metropolises like New York and London.

Obama, who lives in a protected environment in Washington D.C. said, "I personally don't believe it, and would you please stop saying 'Islam.' They are the kindest, gentlest, sweetest, most productive, smartest, best-smelling people on the planet. Hell, they built that."

Cameron met with US, French and Chinese officials as he voiced his concern in his rather effete British accent, saying the dangers of ISIS getting nuclear material were "only too real." The three nations are planning to plan a way to counter any future nuclear attack.

ISIS may have already seized around 90 pounds of low-grade uranium from Mosul University in Iraq after they captured it in 2014.

"So many summits are about dealing with things that have already gone wrong [thanks to Obama]. This is a summit about something we are trying to prevent," Cameron pretentiously added.

Cameron plans to hire a thousand more armed police and deploy counterterrorism units on the perimeter of London to counter any attacks. 

Mr. Obama is planning to watch him do that.