Sunday, March 20, 2016

Obama's reconnecting to his commie roots

It was like a communist homecoming, a dream come true for President Obama as he arrived in the dictator-run little country of Cuba. There were those who tried to protest his arrival but they were quickly dispatched and incarcerated by the Castro brothers, Obama's brothers in arms.

This is an historic trip in which our American president will give a communist country aid and comfort and in return be given a box of cigars, if he's lucky. 

A protest march of homeless American military veterans was scheduled to protest Mr. Obama's trip, but was intercepted and "derailed" in time to assuage any complications of the president's communist journey back to his childhood roots.

Mr. Obama hopes to improve relationships with Cuba and may, in turn, release all sanctions on the little island communist nation. In return, Mr. Obama will be gifted with an original Che Guevera tee-shirt and tooth-removal pliers from the famed communist dentist killer,.

Mr. Obama's so-called wife and two children plan a tour of the island where they will get a first-hand glimpse of the Poverty Museum, a place of pensive repose. The children will be donning $20 thousand dresses for the poverty event.

The president hopes to improve relations with the Cuban leaders and wants to encourage them to make life better for their citizens. In respect of that wish, Raul Castro has invited Mr. Obama to visit the Unicorn Museum where rainbows and ice cream go shooting out of the butts of fairies and dead protesters.

This three-day jaunt follows Obama's announcement last year that his administration and Cuban President Raul Castro's dictatorial government would like to improve diplomatic relations, even though Mr. Castro continues to kill, incarcerate and oppress the Cuban people.

"But hey, that's what Communists often do. It's how they roll, " Mr. Obama opined.

"I believe that the best way to advance American interests and values, and the best way to help the Cuban people improve their lives, is through engagement," Obama said when he announced his tax-payer funded trip last month.

"I've always said that change won't come to Cuba overnight. But as Cuba opens up, it will mean more opportunity and resources for ordinary Cubans. And we're starting to see some progress," Obama told a naive crowd of fans. 

When asked by a reporter about what progress he was referring to, the president had the Secret Service take the reporter to an undisclosed location to answer his questions in greater detail, we have been told.

Some Americans, especially Cuban Americans, have negative feelings about Mr. Obama's visit to the land of the Castros. Many have had their businesses taken from them without compensatory renumeration, and some had their family members taken from them,without being told where they were going, and never heard from them again.

But hey, that's what communism is all about.

Hope and change?


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