Reid hearts Hillary

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid announced in his falsetto-ish voice that he is endorsing a felon for the presidential nomination of the democratic socialist party.  

Mr. Reid, an admitted liar (when discussing Mitt Romney not paying taxes, etc.) said that he believes Hillary Clinton has much in common with him. 

"Both Hillary and I have taken serious tumbles in the past, and ended up having to wear unflattering eyewear as a result. I had discoloration below my eye, she had a blow to the brain that effected her equilibrium, memory and, quite frankly, her ability to moderate her vocal volume when lying, which is chronic.

"However, I support Hillary Clinton in her well-deserved quest as the first uterus-gifted president of the United States of America. She not only is the wife of President Bill Clinton, but had the grace and political savvy to forgive him his indiscretions and attack the women he attacked in kind,  showing great foresight and political understanding."

Reid went on to lie that Hillary would best serve the middle class, possibly because she and Bill were "flat broke" when they left the White House and know what it feels like to be poor.

Reid is currently the highest Democrat to endorse the law-snubbing Clinton in her bid to beat a 74-year-old Brooklyn-born socialist. 

Thankfully, Reid is retiring from being a government servant, a servant who has amassed wealth through mysterious ways. 

He failed to mention Clinton's time as secretary of state because it brings up questions about her competence and credibility, save to the liberals who are as low in information as Bill is low in morals.

Reid said he believes Hillary is the right person to be the country's first female president, because he believes demographics is more important than ability.


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