Wednesday, December 9, 2015

How to vet a refugee

It now appears that Tashfeen Malik, the wife of Syed Farook, was radicalized before she ever stepped on American soil. Farook too was probably radicalized by the time the loving couple entered the USA as husband and wife.

Malik, originally from Pakistan (not Pahkeestahhn, as Obama calls it) gave authorities a non-existent address when she came here. Nobody apparently checked on her information.

One thing is obvious: we need a better vetting process for immigrants and refugees because the process we are using now is as effective on terrorism as the Obama administration.

I believe that a face-to-face interview can glean the sensitive information that can distinguish an Islamic terrorist from a moderate Muslim. The questions I would pose are suited for Muslims and are not appropriate for other religious fanatics. I have graciously provided answers to these questions.

Question: You are about to shoot up a Christmas party when you realize there are Muslims in attendance among the infidels. Who would you kill first?
Answer: First the Jews, then the Christians. You save the Muslims for last in case they have a change of heart and join your jihad.

Question: A dog, a cat and a camel walk into a bar. Who doesn't belong there?
Answer: You. What are you doing in a bar, infidel pig?

Question: Mohammad (peace be upon him) comes down to earth from Paradise and tells you he wants to have sex with your wife. Which wife would you give him?
Answer: The 9-year-old. He really goes for the young chicks.

After you have asked these three key questions and obtained the correct answers that assure you the refugee is Islamic, you should close the interview thusly:
"I am going to draw Mohammad, (peace be upon him). What color should I draw his beard?"

If the refugee fails to attack you, allow him entry into the country in spite of the answers he/she gave. After all, it's going to happen under Obama's watch anyway.

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