Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Explosion of condoms, one dead

If you're going to blow up a condom vending machine, you'd better know what you're doing. 

A 29-year-old German man, whose recent use of a condom may have failed and he got his partner pregnant, or caught AIDS or something, tried to blow up a condom vending machine. But the machine blew up him, it appears.

The man was brought to the hospital by two other men who initially said the victim fell down some stairs, but the metal fragments embedded in his noggin apparently didn't jive and the hospital staff called the police.

The victim's friends admitted they had tried to blow up the machine and the man was injured by a fragmentation when he failed to shut the car door in time and the metal hit him in the head.


He died at hospital of his injuries.

The police found condom packets and money lying on the ground, while sad and disappointed teens looked on or texted. 






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