Thursday, November 12, 2015

Breaking: Jihadi John gone

The Pentagon claims it launched an airstrike that targeted "Jihadi John," the British Muslim seen in videos chopping off the heads of people who didn't worship as he does. How the Pentagon is able to identify the person they are targeting on the ground from wherever they are shooting at him from above, is simply amazing.

Pentagon spokesman Peter Cook confirmed the Raqqa strike was intended to blow the bastard, known also as Mohamed Emwazi, away. While there is at least 1% of doubt that the strike killed him, a senior military official told Fox News that "we are 99 percent sure we got him." No one in the Emwazi family was available for comment.

And away he goes
The way the story goes, a drone was tracking the extremely religious Emwazi all day Thursday as he met with other people, possibly an imam or other religious Islamic figure. When Mohamed (ever notice how many of these jihadis are named Mohamed or a derivative of that name?) came out of the building in Raqqa, he was "ID'd and engaged." But the engagement was short-lived as he was unceremoniously blown away.

Emwazi was last seen heading north, south, east and west in a spectacular red blur.

Sadly, he probably never felt a thing.


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