10 Questions Conservatives Have for Hillary

Conservatives know that liberals control most of the media--the CNBC GOP debates proved that beyond a doubt. But imagine if it were the other way around and Hillary Clinton had to answer to a media controlled by conservatives. Some of the questions to Hillary might go as follows:

1. If you became clairvoyant in August of 1979 and knew that one day your email to your daughter would prove you a liar about the Benghazi attack on Sept. 11, 2012, how long would you have waited to have an abortion?

2. If you became president of the United States, how would you shut people up who invoked their First Amendment rights?

3. What was your greatest accomplishment working on the Watergate committee, and what did you do immediately after getting fired from it?

4. If you were a tree, would Sidney Blumenthal be your squirrel? If not, then who?

5. Do you ever wish you had gone to the gym?

6. If you had known Carly Fiorina when she discovered she had breast cancer, what would you have said to her to convince her to undergo assisted suicide?

7. Here's a long question, Hillary: if the United States was like many of the nations that contribute to the Clinton Foundation (heaven forbid), and women could never run for office, wear a pant suit, or leave the house without a male escort, and Bill never became President, how quickly would you have divorced him?

8. Who do you hate more, the GOP, the Secret Service, or Bill?

9. If you and Huma Abedin were stranded on a tropical island, who would play the role of "naughty girl'?

10. Finally, how many times a day do you kick a puppy?

If you can think of more probing questions to pose to this poser, please feel free to comment.




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