Friday, February 13, 2015

ISIS Makes a Big Bang with Fashion Statement Vests

Well,  those folks over at the Islamic State are at it again. The ISIS Muslim jihadists (what other kind are there anyway?) mounted a crazy as crap suicide assault Friday on Ain al-Asad airbase in Iraq. This base is about the same size as a mid-size city, like Sheboygan 

Some experts think that this was used as a probe to see what's shaking at the base in order to launch future attacks and hopefully score some dead Americans, others think that the guys who attacked the base were high on life from the ass-stomping they gave to the boys of al-Baghdadi and figured they'd go have fun and blow themselves up and kill some infidels.

All eight religious Muslim jihadists were killed by Iraqi forces and no Americans were hurt in the making of that fight--there are about 400 American personnel at the base when this went down. 

Supposedly, there were reports that the ISIS fighters were wearing Iraqi army uniforms, but sources rejected that report. In all, two Iraqi troops were killed to shouts of "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!" over and over again. The term means "Allah is the greatest," but I still think Alice, from "Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners," was the greatest.

U.S. Army Lt. Col. (Ret) Ralph Peters said that "They were signaling that our advisers were vulnerable, thus--they hope--driving Obama to pull them out." Obviously ISIS's intelligence information has failed to note that it takes nothing more for Obama than a stubbed toe to pull our troops out of a war and declare that we've ended the war.

The whole thing was over by the time drones and Apache helicopters got to the scene. The suicide vests were of good quality and blew the smithereens out of the religious Muslims who wore them, thinking they would be getting to Paradise where they could swiftly get laid by 72 virgins. The suicide idiots actually wear a protective covering over their genitals to ensure their "gear" makes it to the promised land in three pieces and fully functional.

Tell me how normal this belief is; I welcome your comments.


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