Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Islamic State Threatens Obama--Vows to Make USA a Muslim Province

In a new grisly beheading video, ISIS threatened our so-called president and said it would make our country into a Muslim province. But no worries--the Islamic State isn't Islamic so they would likely screw it up and make us into an Amish state, or maybe a Jewish state.

The dickwad in the video says they will kill Jordanian and Japanese hostages if the hostage held in Jordan is not freed. 
That isn't a girdle

Who is this Muslim, you ask. Her name is Sajida al-Rishawi, aka "sister of the Caliphate" as she is called by ISIS. She was sentenced to death in 2006 but a Jordanian moratorium on the death sentence saved her terrorist butt. She admitted her role in the deaths of 57 innocent people at the Amman hotels. ISIS wants her to be released. She has been incarcerated for 9 years.

The dirtbag behind the Kurdish hostage in the video, hidden beneath a balaclava, spoke in Arabic, the language of the Koran, and said, "Know, oh Obama, that we will reach America. Know also that we will cut off your head in the White House, and transform America into a Muslim Province."

Barack Hussein Obama did not actually reply, but if he did, he might say this:

"Know ye, oh ISIS mujahedeen. You need not fret and frown over my residence in the White House for I am personally transforming America into a Muslim Province, but it's going to take some time. I ask that you be patient, but if you have to cut off a couple of heads along the way, you have my blessings, Inshallah."

If the American people, the patriots I mean, could reply, we might say:

"Know ye, oh scumbags in rags, that we will not rest until each and every one of you is killed, put in a pigskin sack, and buried upside-down with bacon in your mouth and a Koran shoved up your nether regions.

"You might kill some of us, but you cannot kill us all, and you cannot kill our spirit and our resolve. If you think you can take over the United States of America, Molon Labe, assholes."


We don't hide our faces
I think we have all reached a point where we know who the enemy is, and it isn't simply radical terrorists. They are radical Muslim terrorists who strictly follow the teachings of the Koran. It's time to stop lying to the American public and pretend that Islam isn't the problem or that the Islamic State has hijacked Islam. 

Everything al-Baghdadi is doing would be duplicated by the prophet of Islam, Muhammed, even though al-Baghdadi has a PhD in Islamic studies and Muhammed was an illiterate, Jew-hating, slave-owning, thieving, pedophile. What is al-Baghdadi doing any differently?


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