Saturday, January 3, 2015

Muslim Cleric Killed Fighting for ISIS, the Non-Islamic Folks

It's a sad day for the religion of peace--a Saudi cleric, a real man of the Koran, has been killed in Kobani, a northern Syrian town. He was simply doing his religious duty, doing jihad in the name of Islam. 

He was fighting for the Islamic State. ISIS. ISIL. It's really all the same. 

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, a British-based organization said that Othman al-Nazeh al-Assiri was killed while battling Kurdish fighters in Kobani. Apparently, he was killed in an airstrike by the US-led coalition.

But let's instead look on the bright side: Othman al-Naseh al-Assiri is already getting laid in Paradise by 72 brown-eyed virgins, getting bathed by young boys who never grow old, and is swimming in rivers of wine. How can we feel sorry for the guy. I just hope he uses condoms with all those women.

Al-Assiri was a Sharia maven (that's Yiddish for someone who's an expert on a topic) with the Islamic State, which, according to Obama, is not Islamic. The cleric used to lead sermons at a mosque in Raqqa, in northern Syria.






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