Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Kim and Dennis Off the Hook?

Guess what. It wasn't Kim. It wasn't even Dennis Rodman.

New evidence brought to the FBI by a security company claims that the culprit who hacked Sony over the making of the film The Interview, is a laid-off employee of the company. North Korea's Kim Jong-un is innocent of the cyber attack.

Norse, a cyber intelligence firm told Fox News that they turned over information to the FBI on Tuesday and briefed the FBI during a meeting in St. Louis. No cops were attacked at the meeting.

Kurt Stammberger, senior vice president for market development of Norse said the "they were very open" to the new information his company provided to them.

Many have voiced skepticism about the FBI's claim that it was Kim Jong-un who was responsible for the attack, saying that North Korea doesn't have the cyber capability to launch such a sophisticated assault.

Stammberger said that his company has data about the malware samples that indicated "super, super detailed insider information" that only a Sony insider would have.

But the FBI is saying "that's our story, and we're sticking by it." Of course, this led to massive numbers of First Amendment patriots, as well as a few liberals, flock to the web to see the movie as a way of flipping the bird to Kim and Dennis Rodman.

In a statement issued by the FBI they stated: "The FBI has concluded the Government of North Korea is responsible for the theft and destruction of date on the network of Sony Pictures Entertainment." They then went so far as to assert: "Attribution to North Korea is based on intelligence from the FBI, the U.S. intelligence community, DHS, foreign partners and the private sector."

Yeah, sure. Where is the NSA when you need them?

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