Thursday, August 28, 2014

Palestinian Authority Still Has a Great Sense of Humor

PA Jokes with UN: Get Israel out of W. Bank or we'll seek war crimes charges. No, seriously, a top Fatah official said on Thursday that the P.L.O. would submit an application to the UN Security Council next month with a demand for a concrete "timetable" for an Israeli withdrawal. They are demanding, in fact, that Israel go back to the pre-1967 borders.
Both will wash their hands later

Hey, Israel won that war. With a victory comes the spoils of war (see Mohammad, or Muhammed, or Mohamed, in the Koran; or google "Islamic booty").

Nabil Sha'ath, a former Palestinian Authority minister (not ever to be confused with a Christian minister) told Ma'an News Agency, based in a little town called Bethlehem, that the Arab League will meet on September 5th and discuss how best to support the so-called Palestinian strategy and get Israel to be forced into  its suicidal pre-1967 border. 

We have no information as to what the PA and Arab League have planned for Israel's future if these crazy demands are met, but my gut and their Koran tells me that it doesn't look good for Israel.

Sha'ath warned that if the request is turned down, the PLO would approach the International Criminal Court requesting they hold Israeli leaders accountable for "war crimes" during Operation Protective Edge. He did not specify the specifics of what those "war crimes" were, but from what sources have gathered, it is considered a crime by Islam for the Jews to exist (see Koran).

Sha'ath said "Israel fears losing its allies given the ongoing unrest in the region," using the word "unrest" as a handy substitute for "anti-Semitism."

Last weekend, PA President Mahmoud Abbas announced that he planned a "diplomatic and political surprise" that would make the US unhappy." It has now been learned, after much speculation, that the surprise is NOT the appointment of Al Sharpton to the Senate's Nuclear Armed Services Committee as he is neither a Senator nor aware of the term "nuclear." In any case, Abbas said that he when he met with John-Swift boat-Kerry, next month, he would let him in on the surprise, and the scuttlebutt around the water cooler is that Abbas will propose a timetable for Israel's destruction.

Obama and Kerry are keeping their fingers crossed. Well, not so much Obama--that's a Christian thing.


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