Friday, September 13, 2013

Obama, A Fish With a Hula Hoop


Now we're going to give Bashar Assad some time to turn over his chemical weapons; I think they're talking about a month or so. That should give Syria's dictator enough time to gather up all the chemical weapons stores, put them on a truck convoy, and truck 'em on over to the US of A. And anyone who actually believes that he would do that, has turkey stuffing for brains. 

But no worries--we have Vladimir How-About-My-Pecks Putin taking care of the situation after John I'm-An-Intellect Kerry did a Joe Biden during an interview when asked the hypothetical question as to what we would do if Assad turned over his chemical weapons. Once Kerry said that we'd go along with Assad if he did, in fact turn over the weapons, "but he's not about to do that," Kerry added, Putin offered to do the dirty work for us and Obama went for it, lock, stock, and Koran. 


Then Putin backed out, Obama backed in, Putin and Assad said sure, we'd do it if the US pinky swears they'll not attack Syria with those nasty rockets you folks have on those ships nearby. Kerry, ever the statesman, said that we cannot promise such a thing, but he'll get back to Assad as soon as he goes for his next haircut.


So here's our president, the man who said he's got an in with the Islamic world, the man who vowed to organize America into the community he wants us to be, who seems to have as much knowledge about what to do, as a blowfish has about how to use a hula hoop. It sounds ridiculous because it is, but it sure isn't funny because it's dangerous.


My latest novel, Jihad Joe, is about Islamic terrorism and suspense.  In it I challenge the precepts of the religion through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners.  Of course, American policy demands we never give in to terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.





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