Finishing the Thought

Brennan Getting it Wrong Again

We keep hearing crazy statements from the liberal Main Stream Media and politicians they pander to, and it finally occurred to me that many of the statements they make are actually true if you complete the thought they had begun. For example, you have probably heard it said at least a gazillion times: "Islam is a religion of peace," and thought whoever said such a thing was high on crack. But sometimes you have to help these liberals by finishing their half-baked thought: "Islam is a religion of peace . . . if you're a Muslim or willing to pay a tax to the Caliphate."

Of course, you have people who are so far over to the left they might actually be Muslim, and they might come out with the statement: "Osama bin Laden was a visionary." Let's help these peaceful, religious spokesterrorists out: " . . . who saw the world living under shariah law and those who refused to abide by shariah,would be beheaded." Now we're on the right track--hey, isn't this fun?

Obama's Guys

Okay, now let's consider what Barack Hussein Obama (who wants us to spell Bin Laden's first name as Usama, for reasons that should be obvious to you, dear reader) who said in his historic speech given after he single-handedly ordered US Navy SEALs to kill Osama bin Laden: "We are not at war with Islam. We will never be at war with Islam." My added tack-on to this is: " . . . until they push us too far just once too often." Now you try . . . 

Ground Zero Flash

One of my favorite statements was from imam Rauf, the Ground Zero Mosque maven wannabe- terrorist-but-doesn't-have-the-balls, who said (and I paraphrase): "Shariah law is compatible with the United States Constitution." If you know even a tad about shariah law, you are aware of its treatment of women. They have half the value of men in a court of law; if they are raped they must have four male witnesses or they are considered to have caused it and will be stoned to death. If a parent leaves an inheritance to his or her children, the daughter(s) get half of what the sons get. In strict Muslim countries, girls are not permitted to go to school and the illiteracy rates are enormously high for them. And while the US Constitution does not make a case for stoning to death someone who is gay or lesbian, or leaves their religion for whatever reason they want, shariah law condemns that person to death. If you steal a loaf of bread, the US Constitution does not require that the hand you used to steal that bread be cut off, but in shariah, well, it does. The Constitution calls for a separation of church and state, and shariah is clear that they are one and the same. So, let's see how we can add to imam Rauf's statement: "Shariah law is compatible to the United States Constitution . . . if your dyslexia causes you to think in opposites." Aha, there we have it.


Isn't this a fun game? Can you think of any other statements made in the MSM or by certain politicians whose name rhymes with Osama? If so, I'd be delighted to see them in the comments section. And be sure to click on one of my sponsors--they say stuff that might want to get you to click your Bic and write an addition.